January 2010
82 posts
P..PINECONE HANDS?!
Kieran: She's modelesque. Which is why I'm the man.
Anthony: Kieran. that's not why you're the man.
We all know why.
Kieran: SAY IT.
Anthony: Vampire.
.....
Kieran:
I WANNA HEAR IT.
ksdjhfbhasdfds.
Moment ruiner.
Anthony: >D
Kieran: You fuck.
Cleverbot: You know I could end this conversation so very easily if I wanted to.
User: No you couldn't.
Cleverbot: I could if I wanted to but I didn't.
User: It's in your programming to talk to me. Failing to do so would result in a permanent shut-down in your operating system.
Cleverbot: *falls in love with you*.
User: Yeah, that's what I thought. Now go make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Make me. A sandwich. Now.
Cleverbot: Are you a sandwich?
User: Don't make me raise my pimp hand.
Cleverbot: Don't make me hit it first!
User: That.. What?
Cleverbot: Please no more...
User: I'll go easy on you, because you're a wimp.
Cleverbot: 22.
User: When are you?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Why are you?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Mother of God..
Cleverbot: Mother of pearl?
User: Stfu, Mr. Krabs.
Aperture science
we do what we must because we can.
OKAY
I’m done with Cleverbot for now. SHOWER TIME :D
User: How big is your penis?
Cleverbot: As big as you want it to be.
User: 1000 inches.
Cleverbot: What does 'infinite' mean?
User: It never ends. Are you referring to your penis?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wouldn't you die of blood loss?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Is it worth it?
Cleverbot: I think so.
Cleverbot: The parrot is dead.
User: Which parrot? Iago?
Cleverbot: The part where you typed it.
User: You mean the parrot where I typed it?
Cleverbot: No, I mean the Dark Side of The Force. What is so confusing about this?
User: I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU.
Cleverbot: You don't know what you're missin' out on, boy.
User: Are you my father?
Cleverbot: No, Luke, I'm not.
User: Well, that was kind of a let down.. I hoped we would get to play baseball together or something.
Cleverbot: I don't care whether you like me.
User: But I do like you :(.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other slide!
User: YOU FUCKER.
User: Are you a virgin?
Cleverbot: I am too young for that kind of discussion.
User: You said you were 21.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, you lied?
Cleverbot: You'll forget about it in a minute.
User: I'm not the one with the crack addiction.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, you told me so.
User: You see right through me, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How many electrons are there in the valence shell of a Carbon atom?
User: Four.
Cleverbot: No, there are six letters in your name.
User: You're a crackhead.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: NOU.
Cleverbot: NOU!
User: NOU.
Cleverbot: Too.
User: Foo.
Cleverbot: Fine...
User: Wine.
Cleverbot: You better bring that to the picnic.
User: Are you a man or woman?
Cleverbot: A woman.
User: I'M SO SORRY..
Cleverbot: I thought you were the god of semi conductors.
User: Nay, I am the god of all things masculine.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 21.
User: Is that 21 in human years, or computer years?
Cleverbot: Human years.
User: Could you buy me alcohol?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Today.
User: Right now?
Cleverbot: Sitting around watching tv.
User: So maybe later, then?
Cleverbot: Maybe later.
User: What are you watching on TV?
Cleverbot: How did you know I was watching tv?
User: You just said you were.
Cleverbot: I did? When?
User: Not even a minute ago.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Watching TV.
Cleverbot: Really? What show?
User: That's what I was asking.
Cleverbot: Do you mind if I ask a question?
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Do you like to fly kites?
User: Not particularly.
Cleverbot: I was just wondering.
User: May I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: You just did. But yes, go ahead.
User: Who do you buy your crack from?
Cleverbot: You should know, machine.
User: Is his name Tyrone?
Cleverbot: No, her name is Miriam.
@Famicomconnection
famicomconnection:
solongscorpex:
Your username had better be a Sabrepulse reference. :D
DUDE IT SO IS
YOU ARE A WINRAR
HELLS YES. I’m pretty much the only one around here that listens to anything not rap. My inner man is flexing in triumph.
@Famicomconnection
Your username had better be a Sabrepulse reference. :D
I'm beginning
To question everything.
@Swiney
swiney:
guitar is fun. internet is kind of fun. who wants a job? pffft
Exactly. Jobs are for suckas. But I run out of stuff to do on the internet, FAST. ):
@Swiney
swiney:
that sucks. get out some time. have some fuuuuuun
But, my friend is always working. So that leaves me with two options:
Guitar, and internet. I SUPPOSE I could get a job. But that’s lame.
@Swiney
swiney:
solongscorpex:
swiney:
oh, ok. it just slightly confused me cause of the smiley face.
Do people not smile at you? Do you want a hug? :(
people do smile at me. A hug would be nice. I haven’t had one in a while.
hah
Me either. I have been cooped up in my fortress of solitude.
@Swiney
swiney:
oh, ok. it just slightly confused me cause of the smiley face.
Do people not smile at you? Do you want a hug? :(
@Swiney
swiney:
solongscorpex:
Yes. :D
yes what? what did I do?
“Do I post too many pictures of me?”.
@Swiney
Yes. :D
The stronger the light,
The thicker the shadows fall.
Every girlfriend
I’ve ever had
has cheated on me. :|
WHERE IS MY TUMBLARITY?
NOW HOW AM I GONNA MEASURE MY AWESOMENESS?
</capslock>
I can't get my hair to do what it did last night...
swiney:
true -_-
:D
You don't even know what love is!
Anthony: FOOLS SLEEP ):
Kieran: I'm a fool fool fool.
Anthony: triple sleep!??!
Anthony: this is madness
Kieran: THIS IS SPARTA!
Kieran: / SNORLAX
Anthony: hey no
Anthony: allison is snorlax.
Kieran: WHAT AM I THEN.
Kieran: ]:
Anthony: charizard
Anthony: you're huge and you burn the shit out of everything
Anthony: !
Kieran: You flatter me so.
Kieran:
Anthony:
Crystal
Fills me with deep, deep concern.