Lulz and shit.: Archive

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Jan 1st

Last night's dream

Last night, I had a dream that I woke up at 3:00PM. Where I was ACTUALLY supposed to wake up at 12:00, so I could get ready to go meet my friend Ali. She never showed up. Maybe it’s a sign? Also, I had a dream that I was at my old school, because I wanted to know if I could take Algebra 2 (because I hadn’t taken it before) before college starts, so I’m not behind....

Jan 1st

“Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy....”

– Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

Soco Amaretto Lime - Brand New. Definitely...

Dec 29th

“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”

– Albert Einstein

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

Death Cab is always a winner.

Dec 28th

Avatar

Was a pretty great movie.

Dec 27th

BANGARANG

Dec 27th

Are you prepared for the best game of your life? →

Dec 26th

Every song needs an Inspector Gadget breakdown.

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

Here’s my song of the day.

Dec 24th

Conner: 
 God dude, like every woman is shorter than me though.
 We're tall dudes.
Anthony: 
 I love it.
 Why yes, I CAN reach that item on the top shelf for you.
 Why yes, I CAN see down your shirt quite easily from this vantage point

Dec 24th

New years resolutions?

1) Don’t be a tool. 2) Hang out with people more. 3) Go to the gym more. 4) Don’t give in to the tang. 5) Don’t shave under any circumstances. I’m open to suggestions.

Dec 24th

Watch

Hahaha this is awful.

Dec 24th

“Everybody to the limit, The Cheat is to the limit, everybody come on Fhqwgads”

– Strong Bad

Dec 24th

Oh fuck, I remember when this song came out..

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

For my darling, Conner.

Dec 23rd

Sex is for fags. →

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

Real life poke'mon.

Conner: 
 Awesome.
 Man though, I wracking my brain. Who could possibly find being a wolf sexy?
Anthony: 
 I'm not sure
 i mean she was sexy
 but the wolf counteracted it
Conner: 
 So it was like a Pokemon battle.
 "Hot chick wants to fuck!"
 "Hot chick uses growl."
 "BONER IS HIT!"
 "SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
Anthony: 
 Super effective
 HAHAH
Conner: 
 "CRITICAL HIT!"
Anthony: 
 Boner fainted
 Anthony runs from battle!
Conner: 
 Rofl.
Anthony: 
 Hot girl uses tail whip
 Anthony is confused!
 honestly i could do this all day

Dec 21st

I wish I could remix songs like this :(

Dec 21st

“It’s better to die on your feet, than live on your knees.”

– Emiliano Zapata

Dec 21st